if i died would you start the facebook group?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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