Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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