Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
handjob tips. give me some.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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