Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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