You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
