I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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