i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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