You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
She is in my trunk
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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