its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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