i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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