Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it