I would do horrible things to your vagina.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
This is classic penis vs brain.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.