My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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