just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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