where am i from again
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
