I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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