No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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