Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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