you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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