so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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