I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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