That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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