I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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