i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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