Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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