dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
They took my balls.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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