when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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