Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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