what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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