Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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