i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
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I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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