There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I can't put those talents on a resume
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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