theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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