You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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