: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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