i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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