I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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