i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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