..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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