But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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