escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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