Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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