Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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