he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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