why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's official drugs can't kill me
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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