dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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