At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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