Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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