not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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