she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I am naked and annoyed.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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