Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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