Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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