can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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