that's an acceptable place to lick
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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