she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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