so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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