You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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