At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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